Fitzy and Wippa’s Nickelback ‘Photograph’ PARODY

 

Fitzy & Wippa are back with a new parody. The death of the signature for credit card purchases was hard on everybody so the boys have expressed their heartbreak Nickelback style.

This is my autograph
I always use it when I’m buying stuff
When my mate is sleeping on his bed
Ill leave my signature on his head

And this is my office mug
And I’ve signed it so you know wassssup
My boss has nearly given me the flick
I sent him a signed copy of my Richard Wilkins

And this is where I went to school
I signed “I woz ere” under this stool
This is my teacher Mr. Stefanack
He used to sign my name on my back

And this is my first license
I show my signature with every offence
When I’m in jail I give Dad a shout
He has to sign just to bail me out

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

When your signing for a parcel at your front door
Or the time you forged your mates so you could buy more porn
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye signature goodbye.
When you brought a brand a new car you couldn’t afford Or that time you signed some boobs on your local dance floor
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye signature goodbye.

Remember your wedding day
When you had to sign your life away
And when the divorce proceedings began
Cause she ran away with your best man

This is my bisexuality
That you signed in my confidentiality
You better ring your lawyer really fast
Cause Fitzy now I’m gonna sue your arse

This is my first business
That you signed over as my witness
And this is old woman named Joan
That you dance for just to pay off the loan

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every bond you sign away with a land lord
All that crap you don’t need from a Bunnings store
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye signature goodbye.
Every autograph you ever got from Shane Warne
All those dodgy bank accounts that you’ve got offshore It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye signature goodbye.

This is my autograph
I used to use it to buy all my stuff
I used to use it just to buy me

 

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