It’s the Australia day long weekend starting tomorrow, and so to celebrate here is another parody by Fitzy and Wippa of Nova FM. For those that tour my blog, you might be familiar with some of their other great parodies. This one has a bit of extra Aussie flavor and the big coat hanger in the background. (That’s the Harbor Bridge…..lol)
I’ll trash the government but then I’ll forget to go and vote
I’ll say “good burley” when my mate is spewing off a boat
Hire a suit and have Khe Sahn as my wedding waltz
There’s cold pizza in my fridge
I don’t care, I’m Aussie! I don’t care
I’ll wave to Aussies as if I know them when I’m in Phuket
Bury my money declare I’m bankrupt just to avoid my debt
I’ll say that’s Warney’s changed since he has proposed to Liz
I hope someone tweets him this
I don’t care, I’m Aussie! I don’t care
Tattoos of our postcodes, in school we make ashtrays
We mosh at a concert, rack up our phones prepaid
We always lose our keys, 5 blokes to dig a ditch
Mow our lawns really short, so there’s a cricket pitch
I’m Aussie! I’m Aussie!
I’ll rack up fly buys for a family trip to Broken Hill
Waste just as much on Powerball just to win the mill
I’ll order waygu steak but cover it in tomato sauce
I miss Video Hits
I don’t care!
I’ll smoke durrys but then I’ll tell my kids they’re not to swear
I’ll get my boobs enhanced and try and claim it on Medicare
I’ll carry slabs of beer on my shoulder with my top off
It is my right to have a whinge
I don’t care!
We think we own the road, Mars Bars and Milky Ways
We’re all wine connoisseurs, we all love Andrew Gaze
We cant remember last night, and that girl you kissed
We love our in-laws, but we can’t co-exist
I don’t care, I’m Aussie
I don’t care, I’m Aussie, I’m Aussie
I don’t care, I’m Aussie
I don’t care, I’m Aussie, I’m Aussie
Reblogged this on Capricorn Girl and commented:
Excellen t start to our big birthday …
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Couldn’t agree more.
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Happy Aussie Day!! I loved this…especially the roo with the beer 😀
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Thanks hun. I shall have a beer for you…. 🙂
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Yaay!! Bottoms up! *Clink…glug glug!!*
Chugging beer down 😀
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And it’s a coldie! -clinks glass before skulling down-
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