Richie Benaud will not Lamb alone this Australia Day.


Our beloved Richie Benaud, who is a legend at calling cricket matches in Australia for the last….-counts fingers- uhm, well a bloody long time; is having everyone round his place for lamb on the barbie this Australia day.  Well…almost everyone.





Men in slow motion – A classical piece.

This clever ad for Carlton Draught was produced to be aired for a football Grand final, which they do every year.  The song is taken from “Nessun dorma” by Paola Roncolato, though the lyrics are a little different.

Slow motion

Slow motion.

At normal speed, men look really ugly.

They look much better in slow motion.

It makes me want to sing quite loud.

Now, now, I want a Carlton Draught, chips and lasagne.

Who wants my salad?

I feel I need to take another drink and then a lie down.

Where is my choir?

~Choir sings~

I need to sing

because I love Slow mo

Slow mo….SLOW MOTION!!!!!